Best Good Morning Jokes in Hindi

Yellow Browser Yellow Browser Written by JOKESIMAGES 18 Feb, 2023 Written by JOKESIMAGES 18 Feb, 2023 Chat Box Hey!!! 🙂 पप्पू ने इस बार तो हद ही कर दिया, पूछो कैसे ? उसने लड़की को “I Love You” बोल दिया, वो भी तब जब लड़की का बड़ा भाई और बाप साथ में था तब, फिर क्या हो गई उसकी ठुकाई, पिटाई होने के बाद अपने कपड़ों को झाड़ते हुए बोला – “तो फिर में इनकार समझू ?”

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Yellow Browser गब्बर – अरे ओ सांभा ये कौन लोग है जो मेरे SMS का जवाब नहीं देते रे। सांभा – सरकार ये वो लोग है जो Miss Call करने के बाद भी Balance चेक करते है।

दो पंडितों में लडाई हो रही थी, उनको लड़ते लड़ते बहोत देर हो गई । उतने में तीसरा पंडित आया और बोला – “क्या हुआ, क्यो लड़ाई कर रहे हो ?” . एक पंडित बोला – “जब में लहसुन और प्याज नहीं खाता तो इस साले ने चिकन में डाला क्यों ?”

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Yellow Browser आज कुछ घबराये से लगते हो, ठण्ड में कपकपाये से लगते हो, निखर आई है सुरत आपकी, बहोत दिनों के बाद नहाये हुए लगते हो…

Yellow Browser पुलिस को एक ऐसी बोडी मिली है, जिसके काले दांत है… घोसले जैसे बाल है… पागलों जैसी सकल है… . . मुझे तेरी चिंता हो रही है, Please जरा Miss call तो मार न यार… Good Morning

पुलिस को एक ऐसी बोडी मिली है, जिसके काले दांत है घोसले जैसे बाल है पागलों जैसी सकल है मुझे तेरी चिंता हो रही है, Please जरा Miss call तो मार न यार।।

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